Off-Season FUNditioning!

Dearest Flying Jesuits,

We know how much you have missed us over the past couple months, but worry no more. Frisbo time is back and the hour to rejuvenate our frozen relationships has arrived!

Starting this week, we will be having practice three (3) times a week, on Monday, Thursday, and Sunday nights. Mondays and Thursdays will be dedicated to restoring forgotten frisbee skills and strategy. And on Sundays we will most likely be doing some cross-training by playing a lil’ b-ball, or taking a dip in the nice, clean pool.

So get back in an ultimate mood, because Spring, the season of love, is almost here. We will be spending a lot more time together, and our never-ending network of passion will grow infinitely stronger. Along with our developing beach bods.

2 Responses to “Off-Season FUNditioning!”

  1. bratwurst Says:

    Ultimate Frisbee is a sport,
    Not your average play with your dog,
    It’s very dangerous as you know,
    You could bleed to death or break your bone.

    The first step that you must always know,
    Never mess up your throw,
    Get plenty of sleep and rest,
    So you could perform your very best.

    Ultimate Frisbee started not long ago,
    It started in 1968 by a young man named Joel,
    He proposed to a school for a Frisbee team,
    The school accepted and he fulfilled his dream.

    The objective of the game is to score,
    But be careful not to start the 3rdWorld War,
    Try not to hit your opponent, and make them sore,
    Or not they will call you a “blind fat whore”.

    -CherryTeddyYukiBerry

  2. Nick "the Shark" Sarkozy Says:

    youre fuckin weird bratwurst

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