Roster

Check it out here as well, on the UPA website.

Name Grad Yr. Skills
Steve Burgermeister* 2011 Global Business Negotiations
Blake Noyes* 2011 Blaking Some Noyes
Jake Smergel* 2010 Home Improvement
Brandon Smith* 2010 Cycling/Paralyzation
Gabe Agostini 2012 Texas
Ken Bergman 2010 Bird Impersonations
Joe Bertino** 2011 Spinning the Wheel
Greg Brand 2011 Dome Pieces
John Byrne 2013 Potato Farming/IRA
Ken Chin 2012 Magic Carpetry
Mike Corjulo 2012 Comic Books
James Damon 2010 Burt Reynolds
Tommy DeWolfe 2011 Kansas
Marcus Gauthier 2009 N/A
Jason Halpern 2011 Magic
Tyler Hazleworst 2011 Bringing the Funk
Chris Hilk 2012 Amphibian Evolution
Ethan Ho 2013 Archipelagos/sK8tiN!!!
Greg Holman 2012 Rippin’ Tubular Swells
Max Honerkamp 2011 Etiquette
Brad Johnson 2012 Bratwursts and Hamwursts
Jeff Kalbacher 2012 FOTY’s
Johnny Keaney 2011 Captain Mustache
Dennis Kilkenny 2012 daBX
Alex Krasner 2012 David Hasselhoff
Lyle LeBlanc 2013 Gator Rasslin’
Louis Marchetta 2013 Thug Luv
John McCooe 2013 McCooe is Chewy
Daniel McGrath 2012 Sober for 18 Years
Tom Moore 2010 Web Design/Lording the Slums
Bryan Newell 2011 Finding the Couch
Mike Pecorini 2010 Mounted Police
Terence Petersen 2013 Spiked Footwear
Nick Reed 2011 Chess Master Bater
Matt Reilly 2011 Smiley Piracy/Miley Cyrus
Nate Walsh 2012 Everything
Pierce Watson 2013 Window Screens
Ross Wiener 2011 Rhino Grunts

*indicates Captain status
**indicates Joe Bertino

5 Responses to “Roster”

  1. Joe Bertino Says:

    My skill isn’t quite LAME enough, I’m sure you can do better

  2. Chris Robertson Says:

    As long as no one confuses me with Mel Gibson, I’m good… if you don’t know of the movie, “What Women Want”, you wouldn’t understand

  3. Lord of The Slums Says:

    web design/Lording of the Slums. please!

  4. Barack Obama Says:

    “Marcus Gauthier 2009 N/A ” Classic. Spot on.

  5. Billy Ray Smylus Says:

    FYI Johnny is on the roster twice. Not that he doesn’t deserve it.

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